I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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