If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
