I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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