just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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