Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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