Yo dont text me then not text me
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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