Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
only if we run a train.
done.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
