so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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