oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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