He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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