Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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