You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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