He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
