Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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