He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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