i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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