dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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