made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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