Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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