she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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