dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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