Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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