You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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