We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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