You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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