its not stalking. its research.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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