This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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