Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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