She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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