i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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