WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i came on her dog
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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