he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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