We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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