Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We have so much sex to catch up on
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
