The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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