let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
4 words: hood of his car
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You're a waste of cheezeits
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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