Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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