so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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