Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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