What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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