My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Dick very happy bro
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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