Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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