if you like me you must not know who I am
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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