He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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