she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
a search helicopter?!
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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