I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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