So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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