yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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