He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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