so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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