You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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