Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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