YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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