All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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