shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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