I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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