I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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